urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hectorxdelgado Tales of a Life Upon the Sea Hector X. Delgado 2004-10-17T01:56:14Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hectorxdelgado:2964 2004-10-17T01:56:14Z 2004-10-17T01:56:14Z Man, FUCK Raptor. <br /><br />That goddamn buzzard of his tried to eat my bird! If anyone's gonna kill that overgrown parakeet of mine, it's gonna be me, goddamnit. Next time I catch that retard, I'm kicking his ass so hard he'll be crapping shoe leather for a month. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hectorxdelgado:2669 2004-09-27T05:06:04Z 2004-09-27T05:06:04Z Christ. <br /><br />That tour group the other day?<br /><br />Undercover COBRA strike batallion. Just my luck. We lost a couple of the greenshirts, but that's pretty much the way it goes these days.<br /><br />Topside's been bugging me a lot lately. I guess he wants to hang out again. I took him out drinking ONCE in Sasebo and the guy's on my ass like a fucking barnacle. Jesus christ, kid, get off your momma's titty and do something for yourself! How the fuck did he ever get in this outfit in the first place?<br /><br />Saw Deep Six during the fight last week. Did I ever tell you how much he creeps me out? Reminds me of a serial killer.<br /><br />At least Torpedo's a good guy, and Wet Suit ain't too bad for a frog. The rest of 'em, though? Can't stand 'em. I'd rather be stationed with fucking Tripwire than Deep Six. At least Tripwire's unintentionally funny, rather than a total creep. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hectorxdelgado:1890 2004-09-23T10:53:14Z 2004-09-23T10:53:14Z Ugh.<br /><br />Early morning, tour group coming in in an hour. I hate tour groups. Means I have to watch my language.<br /><br />Fuck that. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hectorxdelgado:1542 2004-09-17T03:51:14Z 2004-09-17T03:51:14Z Goin' drinkin' with Wild Bill tonight. He may be a fly-boy, but that's one character who knows his way around a bottle. He said somethin' real astute this afternoon. Namely, "Y'evuh notice how Cobruh ahlways has them weird-ass temples with th' big ol' snake heads on 'em? Wonder where they get them crazy thangs?"<br /><br />Speakin' of the snakes, we had a skirmish with the Baroness and some Siegies yesterday. Bust my barnacles, that is one finely-put together piece of terrorist ass. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hectorxdelgado:1528 2004-09-16T23:51:52Z 2004-09-16T23:51:52Z Great! The box set of sea shanties I ordered just got in today. Can't wait to give these a listen. Guaranteed to piss Leatherneck off. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hectorxdelgado:1089 2004-09-12T13:50:48Z 2004-09-12T13:50:48Z So if Spirit ever asks you to go to the "drum circle" or the "sweat lodge" with him, say NO.<br /><br />Sweet Marie, I thought he meant some kind of Indian BAR or something. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hectorxdelgado:883 2004-09-11T04:50:57Z 2004-09-11T04:50:57Z You know who else I can't fucking stand? Sergeant Fucking Slaughter. What an asshole. I mean, I know it's his job to be a dickhead, but jesus, you beat hell out of the Iron Sheik a few times and all of a sudden you qualify to give me orders? Fuck you, <i>maggot.</i> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hectorxdelgado:725 2004-09-09T03:36:55Z 2004-09-09T03:39:57Z lady jaye's got an ass that just won't quit. <br /><br />man, i hate flint sometimes. he's screwing her silly and we all know it, because he never shuts up about it! what an asshole.<br /><br />time for another drink.